Wednesday, December 19, 2007

All I Want for Christmas!

So, it is always hard to know what gifts to give for Christmas - so I thought that this year I would make it easier by publishing my wish list for the whole blogging community to see. Too bad my husband never checks it - maybe I should email it to him directly! I am probably like most other women, and my "wish list" is never ending. I have to admit though - that this is at the top of it! Enjoy!


How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:


You need four maxi pads to make a pair.

Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.

The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.

Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.


Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most

aesthetically appealing), holiday themes, etc.


These slippers are:

* Soft and Hygienic

* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh

* No more bending over to mop up spills

* Disposable and biodegradable

* Environmentally safe

* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.


I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the

nifty slippers for yourself!


I also have to announce my good news.....drumroll please.....Cohen has slept through the night (from about 10:30 pm to 5:30 am) for 3 consecutive nights, and has even taken a couple of naps! I am a changed woman and life is beautiful! Amazing what a little sleep can do! Now, if I can just get those fabulous slippers I will be good to go!

Saturday, December 1, 2007

Devils Rule, Kitty's Drool

The rain STOPPED, the cats were BEATEN, my voice is GONE! LIFE is BEAUTIFUL!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Duel in the Desert!




It is almost here - the biggest football day of the year (at least in my mind!)! I have been so excited for the U of A game - mainly because I want to kick the cats all the way back to Tucson with their tails between their legs! If you can't tell, my disgust with the Wildcats runs deep! I can't take all the blame for that either - anybody raised in my parents house was trained to hate 2 things: Toros and Wildcats! (Yes, I did rebel a little by marrying a Toro!)

Anyway, I have been looking forward to this game all season! I hate to admit this, but I have even been trying to think of little sayings to write on Cohen's helmet, like: "No pity for the kitty!" or "We like to kick cats!" (I know they are stupid - just humor me!) However, there may be a problem. THe forecast for tomorrow shows a lot of rain. Normally, this is great news for me, and would not deter me from an ASU football game. Give me a poncho and I will be just fine. But, I am most likely going to have to take Cohen to the game. I know I'm pretty hard core about the Sun Devils, but I can't bring myself to take my baby out in the cold rain, so that I can watch a football game. I hope he appreciates the sacrifice! I even looked for a baby poncho - couldn't find one!

So, I will be praying that the rain lets up for the game - or else I will be watching it from my family room - not nearly as fun! Oh - and if we lose this game, don't be surprised if I spiral down into a deep depression. Losing to Oregon and USC was tough enough for me - I don't think I could take losing to the Wildcats! Rudy - rally your boys and lets kick the cats!

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving!

I hope you all have a fabulous Thanksgiving Day! This is my favorite holiday, and I am so excited! In addition to delicious food, we will be celebrating by going to the ASU/USC football game! It should be a great one - this one is HUGE for the Sun Devils, so hopefully we can pull off a big Win!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween!


Happy Halloween! Hope you all have fun trick or treating, partying, smashing pumpkins - or with whatever you do! Pictures to follow tomorrow!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

LET'S GET FIRED UP!!!!


HUGE GAME TONIGHT FOR THE DEVILS!!!! WE HAVE TO BEAT CAL!!! BIGGEST GAME OF THE SEASON - LET'S GET FIRED UP AND KICK THOSE SORRY BEAR BUTTS (hehe, that sounds funny, and I didn't even mean it that way!) BACK TO CALI!


ps - I am so not above praying for football teams, so if you want to join me - feel free!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Creative Minds Think Alike!


So, I thought that my quote list would be considerably shorter since this week's episode was only 30 minutes. But, it looks like it is about the same length! Enjoy!

Jim: Not very many people have heard of us. I mean, when I tell peopel that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens, or ....and frankly, all of these things are better than paper, so I let it slide!


Dwight: I signed up for 2nd life about a hear ago. Back then my life was so good that I literally wanted a 2nd one. In my 2nd life, I was also a paper salesman, and I was also named Dwight. Ablolutely everything was the same, except I could fly!

Andy: I need some advice! I've been spending a lot of time making out with Angela lately. We've been necking - but only necking, right, Not actually kissing our mouths, just neck on neck. It's just like rubbing slash nuzzling out necks together. It's hot, I'm not going to lie to you, but it's a little weird! But you seem like a guy with answers. So, how do I fast track this and get to 1st base?


Break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast!


Pam: I worked until 2:45 am, and then I had to decide if I wanted to spend the night with Michael, editing in his office; and Dwight, watching Michael edit iin his office; or drive home & probably fall asleep at the wheel, and die in a firey car wreck. I passed out on my keyboard trying to decide!


Michael: Tell me if you think this is creative. When I was 5, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn, and this was before I had even heard of one, or seen one! I just drew a picture of a horse that could fly over rainbows, and had a huge spike in its head. I was 5, 5 years old! Couldn't even talk yet!

Michael: "You are creative! You are dang creative, each and everyone of you! You are so much more creative then all of the other dry, boring morons that you work with!"
Jim: "Who are you talking to specifically?"

DUNDER MIFFLIN: LIMITLESS PAPER IN A PAPERLESS WORLD!