I Love Italian Food Too!

Another great episode of The Office! I think that this may be (after Gilmore Girls) my favorite TV show ever! I think I like it better than Seinfeld - which is pretty significant! Here are my favorite highlights!










Jim: "You know what i just realized? This is Pam's and my first night away together. I used to play it over in my head, & it was just a little bit different. Maybe,a uh nice hotel or a romantic dinner, wine - uh but wine that wasn't made out of beats. Didn't think Dwight would be involved at all, and , uh, I always imagined less maneur - I mean some manuer, just less!"

"Yep! I am very passionate about Italian food. Infact, um, I am in love with Italian food!"


Kelly & Darryl

Darryl: " Hey, I like you alright. But you need to access your uncrazy side, otherwise maybe this thing has run its course!"

Kelly: " Darryl Philbin is he most complicated man that I have ever met! I mean, who says exactly what they're thinking? What kind of game is that?"




Creed:
"Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy! Whenever Creed Bratton gets in trouble, he transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider!"

" Bankruptcy is nathure's do-over! It is a fresh start!"


The whole office (this is long, but worth it!)


Ryan: What I want, honestly, Michael, is for you to know it, so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever

Michael: Uh OK

Ryan: What

Michael: It's 'whoever' not 'whomever'

Ryan: It's 'whomever'

Michael: No, whomever is never actually right/

Jim: Well, sometimes it is right.

Creed: Michael is right, it's a made up work used to confuse students!

Andy: No, actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.

Oscar: Obviously it is a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.

Michael: Not a native speaker!

Kevin: I know what is right, but I'm not going to say because you are all jerks who didn't come to see my band play last night!

Ryan: Do you really know which is correct?

Kevin: I don't know.

Pam: It's whom when it is the pbject of teh sentence and who when it is the subject.

Phyllis: That sounds right.

Michael: Well it sounds right, but is it?

Stanley: How did Ryan use it exactly?

Ryan: As an object.

Kelly: Ryan used my as an object!

Stanley: Is he right about that -

Pam: How did he use it again?

Toby: It was, Ryan wanted michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object,...-

Michael: Thank you

Toby: ....to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object - which is the correct usage of the word.

Michael: No one, uh, asked you anything ever, so whomever's name is 'Toby', why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull!"


Dwight - poor pathetic Dwight!
" As of this morning we are completly wireless here at Schrute Farms. As soon as I find out where Mose hid the wires, we'll get that power back on!"

Michael Scott:

" Yes, money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I am sitting on my yacht, am I going to be thinking about how much money I have? No, I am going to be thinking about how many friends I have, and my children, and my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht, so obviously I did pretty well money wise!"

"His meetings are pointless!"

"Don't sell your implants, please!"